Starring: Lindsay Lohan, Julia Ormond, Neil McDonough, Brian Geraghty

Ok, so I was one of about 8 people that watched this film, I’m sure.  I was so dumbfounded by the direction this movie took, that I am still not sure what kind of genre it really fell into.  It was kind of funny, because the other people in the theatre were all the types that you would expect to see in a movie with Lindsay Lohan.  They were all 15-19 years old, and all girls, and several of them walked out of this movie, because of the gore in it.  First off, if you are a young guy that grew up fantasizing about Lohan, then this movie is both a dream come true, and a nightmare, because it has her doing a convincing job as a stripper ( a role that may become a reality if she doesn’t slow her personal life down, and get some better roles), and then there’s a pretty hot scene where she’s being a slut and hooking up with her love interst in the movie…but then you also have very grotesquely shown, not needed scenes where they show Lohan being tortured, and maimed!  The scenes were so graphic, and really not in keeping with the previews for the film, that many of the teens in this movie walked out midway through.  I, for one, was even a bit turned off by the gore, and feeling pretty bad for my date, who was squirming because she doesn’t like gore at all.  I wish this movie would’ve been advertised properly, that’s all I can say about that.  The plot was interesting, original, but weak.  I thought the acting stunk, and the lines stunk even worse.  The gore didn’t have to be in the movie in order to sell the story, to the degree that it was.  Finally, in the end, you are left feeling like you watched a show of ‘Ripley’s Believe it or Not’.  Well, believe it…this movie blows, and if you value your sanity, you’ll pass on it.  I’m thinking of suing the people who made this movie, for their false advertising…maybe I’ll win!?  After all, those guys that sued over ‘A Knight’s Tale’ won, and I actually liked that one.   Heh!  No, if I was going to sue over the misleading advertising of a movie, it’d be a tie between ‘Pan’s Labyrinth’ and ‘Bridge to Terabithia’….both those movies were soooo not what they claimed.   Email me and ask me about those if you’d like, before you take your kids!  Well…back to the movie I’m actually reviewing….’I Know Who Killed Me’  is reminiscent of Lohan’s dying career….. don’t watch it, it’s a car wreck!  I give it 1 star, and that was only for the sexy scenes with Lohan half naked.  :)