I thought I might add this for giggles and to see how people agree, or disagree as it may turn out.

Coming in at number 5 is Wild Hogs.

I really wanted to like this film, being a fairly big fan of William Macy. But with its air of desperation and poorly acted bad guys, this film was a real let down. Its one redeeming feature is the well placed use of Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi, which saved it from a lower position on my stairway to hell.

Coming in at number 4 is Dnevnoy Dozor, aka Daywatch.

I didn’t go into this film expecting much and thank god for that. Terribly acted and a hard to follow storyline, I found this a chore to watch. I even stuck with it to the very bitter end but still got nothing back. Only watch if you are an extremely hardcore fan of Russian films.

Coming in at number 3 is Jurassic Park 3

It seems incredible that I have two films with an actor I like (William Macy) in my bottoms list, but all the same it still happens. This film may be down here because I absolutely adored the first in the series and even tolerated the second despite its lame ending, but nevertheless, this is a poor excuse for a sequel, even as bad as most sequels are. Unbelievable (odd that, being about dinosaurs) and with only a half arsed performance of Sam Neill.

Coming in at number 2 is a joint effort from Rollerball/Future Sport

A truly dreadul and pointless pair of films that are so similar its difficult to distinguish between the two when recalling parts. With performances that can barely be called acting and a plot line nobody could care about, these films are a waste of disc and budget.

And sitting on the throne on my mound of trash is Fortress.

A low budget film with a set comparible to a theatre production and Christopher Lambert leading the Z list cast. With its expectations of shocking the audience with gritty prison life, it in fact offers little more violence than an episode of Star Trek. The first film I ever watched that I considered a chore to watch. Do not watch.