The hockey mask.
That ominous theme that sounds a lot like “Kill, Kill, Kill.”
Well, back in the glorious decade that was known as the 1980’s came out a series of slasher films, two of which have stood the test of time and given us Freddy Krueger and Jason Vorhees. The new millennium brought us Freddy vs. Jason, awesome movie, I recommend it, but we still needed a re-boot of the iconic monsters. So we have Friday the 13th, what baffles me is why the title is same of the 1980 film that was a great slumber party movie. This could have been a lot more better if it had worked as a sequel rather than a re-make. Now, don’t get me wrong, I felt that this was actually a fun horror movie, the fans get what they want with the blood, gore and sex. But Jason seemed a little off to me, I think he went to rehab or something for his killing addiction, don’t know if it was the actor or the director’s vision, but this could have been a little bit better.
On June 13, 1980, a young Jason Voorhees witnesses his mother being beheaded by a camp counselor who was trying to escape Mrs. Voorhees’s murderous rampage around Camp Crystal Lake. 30 years later, a group of vacationing friends arrive at Crystal Lake on a camping trip. As Mike and Whitney explore the abandoned Crystal Lake camp, Jason begins to kill the rest of the group one-by-one. Jason also kills four of the friends, but instead of doing the same to Whitney he decides to kidnap her because she resembles his mother. Six weeks later, Trent, along with his girlfriend Jenna, and their friends Chewie, Chelsea, Nolan, Bree and Lawrence arrive at Trent’s summer cabin, which sits on Crystal Lake, unaware of the events that occurred a few weeks prior. Also in town is Clay, who has come to Crystal Lake searching for his sister Whitney. Clay eventually makes his way to Trent’s cabin, where Jenna agrees to help him look for his sister on the other side of the lake, much to Trent’s dismay who’s jealous of Clay. As Clay and Jenna search for clues to Whitney’s disappearance, Jason does what he does best… baking cookies… oh, wait, I got that messed up.
With the recent roll up’s of remakes like Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Halloween, coming soon Nightmare on Elm Street, is Hollywood literally that much out of ideas? Like I said before, I think this would have worked better as a sequel, because not having the original creators on set makes the film feel like a bunch of frat guys who just thought “Hey, wouldn’t it be cool to make our own Jason movie?”. Sometimes we do have a winner with the remakes like Dawn of the Dead or even Texas Chainsaw Massacre had it’s moments as well, unfortunately Friday the 13th didn’t do anything to stand out against the other movies. I do recommend it for a night rental, it’s always cool to see Jason and how awesome his murders are… kudos on the girl in the sleeping bag getting set on fire, what a… burn! Ha! I made a funny, ha ha ha, eh, uh, I try, give me some credit.