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Dracula (1992)

Director: Francis Ford Coppola ( Jack, Supernova,The Outsides and much more Writer: Bram Stoker and James V. Hart Cast: Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder,  Keanu Reeves, Anthony Hopkins, Cary Elwes, Richard E grant, Sadie Frost,  Bill Campbell. The film began with a prince and princess saying goodbye. Prince Vlad (Oldman) Batman Begins  a solider of  the Order Of The Dragon goes to war with the Turkish army to fight for the Romanian Church in 1462. His wife receives news that her prince has died. Disheartened that she will never see her prince again, she throws herself into a river. Vlad returns home and finds Elisabeta (Ryder) Mr. Deeds dead. With her soul now damned, Dracula is infuriated by this, renounces his God, and states that he will be alive after death and use the power of darkness to avenge Elisabeta’s death. Four centuries later in London 1897 Johnathan Harker (Reeves)  The Watcher is ask by his law firm to travel to Transylvania to take care of Count Dracula’s affairs. When he arrives to the castle he meets The Count, a very old, pale, and strange man. After signing the papers for The Count’s new estate, Dracula stumbles upon Johnathan’s fiancee Mina. Who is a reincarnation of his beloved Elisbeta. Dracula leaves by boat to London to seduced Mina, while leaving Johnathan with his evil brides to drain him dead. Dracula...

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Pineapple Express

Cast: Seth Rogen, James Franco, Danny R. McBride, Gary Cole, Rosie Perez, and Kevin Corrigan. Directed by David Gordon Green. Written by: Seth Rogen This film is about a Process Server named Dale (Rogen) from Knocked up and his drug dealer friend Saul (Franco) Spider-Man that become B.F.F.F.’s when Dale witnesses a client named Ted (Cole) and female cop (Perez) killing a man in cold blood. Dale is discovered and flees the scene leaving his Pineapple Express joint behind. He runs to Saul’s house and explains what happened. Saul panics because he buys his Pineapple Express from Red (McBride) who gets his Pineapple Express from Ted. Red double crosses Dale and Saul by telling Ted’s thugs where they are headed. Dale and Saul meet at Red’s house to try and gather information. Red double crosses them again and calls Ted’s thugs to come to his house. Dale and Saul carry out memorable, deranged, and senseless comical acts while running for their lives and ultimately end up right in the middle of Ted’s underground drug operation. This film caught me off guard. I thought it would be just another stupid comedy with random moments and ideas put together. I saw Superbad which was also written by Seth Rogen  and Evan Goldberg and it wasn’t very enjoyable. To me it expressed vulgar sexual content that was a turn off from the...

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Death Race

CAST: Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Tyrese Gibson, Ian Mcshane, Natalie Martinez, and so much more! This movie was mind-blowing. It had me at the edge of my seat with a solid ending! It was directed by Paul W.S Anderson who made this potential B movie into one of the best action movies of 2008! Jensen Ames (Jason Statham)  star of The Transporter, is framed for his wife’s murder, he is then sent to prison, and his little girl is sent to foster care. While in prison he is ask by Warren Hennessey (Joan Allen) to take the place of a racer named Frankenstein who had died in his last race. She wants  the prisoners to think that Frankenstein is immortal and to raise her ratings. He wanted no part of it until she threatened his relationship with his daughter. As he gets ready for his first race he meets with Coach (Ian Mcshane) who’s in charge of his vehicles equipment and  navigator Case (Natalie Martinez) who shows him the ropes on how to stay in the game. Jensen soon finds out that someone in the prison might be responsible for framing him and killing his wife. After a life threatening discussion with Case, he also finds out that Hennesy is behind more then just hosting the races! During his stay at the prison he is forced to cooperate with...

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Burn After Reading

 This movie had a great cast including George Clooney,  Frances Mcdormand, Tilda Swinton, John Malkovich, and Brad Pitt. This comedy was by Joel and Ethan Coen, the Academy Award winner of No country for old men. The movie began with Cox (Malkovich) losing his CIA position.  Returning home to his unhappy wife Katie (Swinton. Who’s having a affair with Harry (clooney).  Cox wants to write a memoir now that he is not working. Meanwhile we have Linda ( Mcdormand) a fitness employee who wants cosmetic surgery and can’t afford it. Going on random online dates.  We also meet  her coworker Chad (Pitt) who is a very hyper and  not all there individual  and likes to listen to music. Linda and Chad stumble on what Chad believes is secret information. Linda and him come up with a plan to blackmail Cox. Cox hears from them and decides that they’re complete morons.  Linda’s love life heats up when she meets Harry. Harry stays in Cox’s home with Cox’s wife.  On the other side of the story Linda and Chad go to get help from the Russians. Then Chad has an idea to go to Cox’s home.  Linda does not hear from chad again and decides that the Russians had taken him. Harry finds out that his wife has been checking up on his infidelity. Finally the CIA gets involved in everything...

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